I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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