Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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