***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
