It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
