but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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