OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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