Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
