eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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