I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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