We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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