I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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