In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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