that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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