On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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