is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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