Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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