this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Randomize
