Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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