smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
