So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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