Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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