Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Randomize
