just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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