I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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