Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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