As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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