Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i dont even know how to be here
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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