Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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