do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
being pregnant is like rehab
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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