oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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