ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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