Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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