i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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