JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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