Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Randomize
