butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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