no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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