Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".

(917): View more from New York City

I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.

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(906): View more from Michigan

I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?

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(925): View more from California

Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?

(1-925): View more from California

Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.

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(620): View more from Kansas

We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.

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