So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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