I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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