Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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