Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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