I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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