Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
