Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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