i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Damn victory sex feels great
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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