Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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