Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
