That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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