I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
operation harelip BJ is a go
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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