Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
