What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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