Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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