I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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