moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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